Lameness Abounds

Dang, you'd think if I was going to start blogging and make all kinds of wild promises, I'd at least give it the old college try and post more than once in two months, right?

I thought so too but noooooooo. Christmas kicked my butt and now 2009 is threatening me bodily harm as well. What did I do to deserve this abuse? Oh yes, I remember now. Uh hmmm....let's just move on, shall we?

What are your plans for new years eve? Whatever you do, don't drink and drive or drive and drink or drink and drunk dial. Those things are never as good an idea the next day as they seemed at the moment. Trust me, I know this because I've been told.

Happy new year folks. Have fun but be safe.

Hey Y'all

I'm a rambler. No, not a gambler....I said a rambler. I like to ramble on and on about little of nothing but sometimes I've got really good things to say so you should listen up so you don't miss the good parts of my random ramblings.

Damn, I should have named this blog Random Ramblings of a Raucously Righteous Retard. But I guess that's not a very politically correct thing to say, now is it? I confess. You made me tell the truth so I'll tell the truth. I'm. Not. That. Interested. In. Being. Politically. Correct. so deal with it or go elsewhere.

Don't worry, I will try to be nice and say things like "oh my, I see a very sweet and beautiful midget over there." I won't be crude. GAW.

I'll start adding pictures and maybe we'll play games and there will be contests and someone will win big prizes like Wii, or stand mixers, or 500 in cash or even better things like trips to Hawaii, or Jets. O.k so maybe I'd better start a little lower on the prize pole and give out the tiny worthless things first just to see how many of you ingrates stick around for the small stuff.

Get ready. We'll have our very first contest, uh, just as soon as I figure out what I want y'all to do to win something fabulous.

Tah Tah Dahlings